seaberus:

don’t talk to me about les miserables unless you’re willing to be in it for the long haul because i’m physically incapable of shutting the fuck up about les miserables once i get started

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

puscyiffer:

some game developers actually need to learn that when women die they dont release the same sound they would while having an orgasm

pyrrhicvictoria:

heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies i need them to survive

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